⚠️ KÄÄRIJÄ !

Name:Käärijä
Nicknames:N/A
Age:32
Gender:Male
Pronouns:He/Him
Origin:Earth, Finland
Alignment:Chaotic Evil
Appearance:
Hair: Dark, sometimes bleached. Tends to be styled in a bowl cut or occasionally twisted into horn-like shapes.
Eyes: Grey-blue. Distinctive dark circles underneath.
Height: 170cm / 5'6"
Other: Has naturally sharp, fang-like teeth. Right incisor is capped in silver. Tends to be shirtless, and sticks his tongue out quite a lot.
Likes:Dislikes:
- Crazy
- Party
- Freak shit
- High speed		- Containment
- Resistance
- Low energy
Favorites:
Food: ???
Drink: ???
Color: Green
Animal: Chicken
Music: Hardcore
Movie: ???
Book: ???
Stats:
Speed: 7/10
Strength: 7/10
Dexterity: 9/10
Intelligence: 7/10
Wisdom: 7/10
Charisma: 8?/10

Known to the general public as a Eurovison participant, hardcore rap artist, and otherwise just your typical eccentric famous guy; Käärijä is actually somewhat of a poorly-kept government secret.While he is indeed a musician, when he isn't actively performing, he's stored away in a high-security facility, and possesses superhuman abilities such as;
High resistance, regeneration, abnormal strength, constant energy, adaptability and survivability.

Käärijä was engineered in a biotech lab in Finland; initially designed to be a mastermind of war and domination (to be sold to the highest bidding world government), he is a bit stubborn and rather headstrong in his interests... meaning that he would much rather indulge in his own plans rather than follow the lead of somebody else, regardless of how large the reward may be.Due to his somewhat unpredictable personality, Käärijä is under strict watch of a specialized unit of containment officers. He is allowed out on surveilled day trips, meetings, concerts, and occasionally, special high-profile missions in which his particular skillset is required.While his parole keeps a good eye on them, Käärijä is sometimes able to slip out of their view and run free... The damage he causes is certainly noticeable.
(Häärijä is also sometimes present with him)

Traits! 
UnnervingFreaky
Not exactly fluent in EnglishConstantly high-key
Allergic to subtletyAlso allergic to slow music
Surprisingly stealthyFreaky
Control freakFreaky
Fun Facts!
Has to be contained in a crate for safety
Genuinely talented singer
Relationships: 
Best friend / Clone (?):Häärijä

🩸 PAUL !

Name:Paul Hill
Title(s), previous names:Father, (Monsignor John Michael Pruitt)
Age:40 (physically), 80 (true)
Gender:Male
Pronouns:He/Him
Origin:Earth, USA, Washington State coast (Crockett Island)
Species:Vampire (turned)
Faith:Catholic
Alignment:Lawful Evil
Appearance:
Hair: Dark, (brown or black, perhaps with some gray streaks). Cut a bit loosely - wavy hair, doesn't go past the mid point of his neck.
Eyes: Brown-hazel. Shine under direct light. Always has a sad puppy-dog look.
Height: 175cm / 5'9"
Other: Has vampire fangs, but they are surprisingly subtle.
Likes:Dislikes:
- Reading
- Light rain
- Coffee and tea		- Deception
- Those who use the Lord's name in vain
- Seafood (unfortunately)
Favorites:
Food: Pasta
Drink: Coffee
Color: Gold
Animal: Dog
Music: Worship
Movie: ???
Book: ???
Stats:
Speed: 6/10
Strength: 7/10
Dexterity: 9/10
Intelligence: 9/10
Wisdom: 10/10
Charisma: 10/10

Known to the general public as a Eurovison participant, hardcore rap artist, and otherwise just eccentric guy, Käärijä is actually somewhat of a government secret.While he is indeed a musician, when he isn't actively performing, he's stored away in a high-security facility as he possesses superhuman abilities such as;
High resistance, regeneration, great strength, energy and survivability.

Käärijä was engineered in a biotech lab in Finland; initially designed to be a mastermind of war and domination (to be sold to the highest bidding world government), he is a bit stubborn and rather headstrong in his interests... meaning that he would much rather indulge in his own plans rather than follow the lead of somebody else, regardless of how large the reward may be.Due to his somewhat unpredictable personality, Käärijä is under strict watch of a specialized unit of containment officers. He is allowed out on surveilled day trips, meetings, concerts, and occasionally, special high-profile missions in which his particular skillset is required.While his parole keeps a good eye on them, Käärijä is sometimes able to slip out of their view and run free... The damage he causes is certainly noticeable.

Traits! 
KindRelaxed
Light humoredBehind-the-times
A bit selfish, despite everythingGood leadership skills
Open mindedPatient
HumbleMeans well
Fun Facts!
Had a sister who owned a pet rabbit.
Has no tattoos, but felt inclined to get inked in his youth.
Practices many hobbies now that he has all the time in the world.
Scared of fireworks.
Relationships: 
relation:person

🔟 SPORTACUS !

Name:Sportacus
Titles:Íþróttaálfurinn X
Age:Roughly 40
Gender:Male (AFAB)
Pronouns:He/Him
Origin:Earth?
Species:Athletic Elf
Alignment:Lawful Good
Appearance:
Hair: Naturally dark, but bleached to a golden blonde color. Curly and short, always kept under his hat.
Eyes: Blue
Height: 165cm / 5'5"
Other: Expertly maintained mustache. Very fit, but not necessarily bulging.
Likes:Dislikes:
- Jogging
- Hiking
- Generally staying active
- Extreme sports		- Vacations
- Quitting
- Unsafe physical activity precautions
Favorites:
Food: Apple
Drink: Water
Color: Orange
Animal: Tiger
Music: Upbeat
Movie: ???
Book: ???
Stats:
Speed: 10/10
Strength: 10/10
Dexterity: 10/10
Intelligence: 9/10
Wisdom: 10/10
Charisma: 9/10

Known to the general public as a Eurovison participant, hardcore rap artist, and otherwise just eccentric guy, Käärijä is actually somewhat of a government secret.While he is indeed a musician, when he isn't actively performing, he's stored away in a high-security facility as he possesses superhuman abilities such as;
High resistance, regeneration, great strength, energy and survivability.

Käärijä was engineered in a biotech lab in Finland; initially designed to be a mastermind of war and domination (to be sold to the highest bidding world government), he is a bit stubborn and rather headstrong in his interests... meaning that he would much rather indulge in his own plans rather than follow the lead of somebody else, regardless of how large the reward may be.Due to his somewhat unpredictable personality, Käärijä is under strict watch of a specialized unit of containment officers. He is allowed out on surveilled day trips, meetings, concerts, and occasionally, special high-profile missions in which his particular skillset is required.While his parole keeps a good eye on them, Käärijä is sometimes able to slip out of their view and run free... The damage he causes is certainly noticeable.

Traits! 
KindActive
Somewhat gullibleHonest
ResponsibleReliable
Fun-lovingVery understanding
TolerantEXTREMELY humble
Great with childrenSurprisingly introverted
Fun Facts!
While he undeniably possesses superhuman abilities, Sportacus insists on being referred to only as an "above-average" hero as opposed to a super one.
Although he spends a large amount of time outdoors with other people, he much prefers to be on his own when he's at home.
Asexual and aromantic, but appreciates romantic advances directed at him.
Technically, Robbie is his boyfriend, but neither of them are very vocal about it.
Relationships: 
Boyfriend:Robbie Rotten
(Adoptive) Daughter:Stephanie

⏳️ ST. GERMAIN !

Name:Saint Germain
Titles:Count
Age:??? (Claims to be 500+ years old)
Gender:Male
Pronouns:He/Him
Origin:Earth, Europe (?)
Alignment:Neutral Evil
Appearance:
Hair: Ash brown, a bit gray. Wavy and about shoulder-length.
Eyes: Blue
Height: 176cm / 5'9"
Other: Wears nice clothing and keeps himself well-groomed despite frequently sleeping in barns or under trees.
Likes:Dislikes:
- Jogging
- Hiking
- Generally staying active
- Extreme sports		- Vacations
- Quitting
- Unsafe physical activity precautions
Favorites:
Food: ???
Drink: Wine
Color: Blue
Animal: ???
Music: ???
Book: ???
Stats:
Speed: 6/10
Strength: 6/10
Dexterity: 9/10
Intelligence: 8/10
Wisdom: 10/10
Charisma: 7/10

Known to the general public as a Eurovison participant, hardcore rap artist, and otherwise just eccentric guy, Käärijä is actually somewhat of a government secret.While he is indeed a musician, when he isn't actively performing, he's stored away in a high-security facility as he possesses superhuman abilities such as;
High resistance, regeneration, great strength, energy and survivability.

Käärijä was engineered in a biotech lab in Finland; initially designed to be a mastermind of war and domination (to be sold to the highest bidding world government), he is a bit stubborn and rather headstrong in his interests... meaning that he would much rather indulge in his own plans rather than follow the lead of somebody else, regardless of how large the reward may be.Due to his somewhat unpredictable personality, Käärijä is under strict watch of a specialized unit of containment officers. He is allowed out on surveilled day trips, meetings, concerts, and occasionally, special high-profile missions in which his particular skillset is required.While his parole keeps a good eye on them, Käärijä is sometimes able to slip out of their view and run free... The damage he causes is certainly noticeable.

Traits! 
CynicalSarcastic
Brutally honestDemanding
Full of himself(yet also insecure)
ScholarAlchemist
Magician (not the stage kind)Desperate
Fun Facts!
Has made many, many, many enemies over the course of his life.
Claims himself to be immortal; unclear if true.
Is surprisingly somewhat of a party animal - enjoys mixing insane cocktails of ridiculous magical substances.

⏳️ TENNA !

Name:Anthony Tenna
Nicknames:Mr. (Ant) Tenna
Age:???
Gender:Male
Pronouns:He/Him
Origin:Dark World
Object:Television
Alignment:Chaotic Good
Appearance:
Head: CRT television monitor - shell is lavender in color. A conical nose protrudes from the center.
Antennae: Bent from years of use with purple ball-shaped tips.
Height: Fluctuates based on current mood.
Other: Technically an insect. Can grow an additional set of arms.
Likes:Dislikes:
- Late-night binge watching
- Movie marathons
- Game shows
- Weather channel
- Reruns
- Physical media		- Magnets
- Power button
- Streaming services
Favorites:
Food: TV Dinner
Drink: ???
Color: Yellow
Animal: Cat
Music: Jazz
Movie: "Any & ALL!"
Book: "Why read a book when you could watch TV!?"
Stats:
Speed: 7/10
Strength: 8/10
Dexterity: 9/10
Intelligence: 8/10
Wisdom: 9/10
Charisma: 8/10

Known to the general public as a Eurovison participant, hardcore rap artist, and otherwise just eccentric guy, Käärijä is actually somewhat of a government secret.While he is indeed a musician, when he isn't actively performing, he's stored away in a high-security facility as he possesses superhuman abilities such as;
High resistance, regeneration, great strength, energy and survivability.

Käärijä was engineered in a biotech lab in Finland; initially designed to be a mastermind of war and domination (to be sold to the highest bidding world government), he is a bit stubborn and rather headstrong in his interests... meaning that he would much rather indulge in his own plans rather than follow the lead of somebody else, regardless of how large the reward may be.Due to his somewhat unpredictable personality, Käärijä is under strict watch of a specialized unit of containment officers. He is allowed out on surveilled day trips, meetings, concerts, and occasionally, special high-profile missions in which his particular skillset is required.While his parole keeps a good eye on them, Käärijä is sometimes able to slip out of their view and run free... The damage he causes is certainly noticeable.

Traits! 
SardonicEccentric
EXTREMELY chatty(and not a great listener)
EnthusiasticEager
InsecureJealous
Attention-seekingLonely
InobservantControlling
Fun Facts!
Though he tends to be overbearing and thinks he knows what's best for everyone else, at the end of the day, he does as he does only because he lives to entertain.
Above everything, just wants company.

⏳️ SAMYAZA !

Name:Samyaza
Nicknames:Aza, Angel
Age:???
Gender:Non-Binary
Pronouns:They/It
Origin:Heaven
Species:Watcher Angel
Alignment:???
Appearance:
Hair: Stark white. Short and feathery - usually mostly covered by some kind of hat.
Eyes: Black
Height: 145cm / 4'8"
Other: Capable of shape-shifting, but will most often choose the form shown in the above photo.
Likes:Dislikes:
- Jogging
- Hiking
- Generally staying active
- Extreme sports		- Vacations
- Quitting
- Unsafe physical activity precautions
Favorites:
Food: Pork
Drink: Water
Color: Rainbow
Animal: Human
Music: Upbeat
Movie: ???
Book: ???
Stats:
Speed: 10/10
Strength: 9/10
Dexterity: 9/10
Intelligence: 7/10
Wisdom: 8/10
Charisma: 9/10

Known to the general public as a Eurovison participant, hardcore rap artist, and otherwise just eccentric guy, Käärijä is actually somewhat of a government secret.While he is indeed a musician, when he isn't actively performing, he's stored away in a high-security facility as he possesses superhuman abilities such as;
High resistance, regeneration, great strength, energy and survivability.

Käärijä was engineered in a biotech lab in Finland; initially designed to be a mastermind of war and domination (to be sold to the highest bidding world government), he is a bit stubborn and rather headstrong in his interests... meaning that he would much rather indulge in his own plans rather than follow the lead of somebody else, regardless of how large the reward may be.Due to his somewhat unpredictable personality, Käärijä is under strict watch of a specialized unit of containment officers. He is allowed out on surveilled day trips, meetings, concerts, and occasionally, special high-profile missions in which his particular skillset is required.While his parole keeps a good eye on them, Käärijä is sometimes able to slip out of their view and run free... The damage he causes is certainly noticeable.

Traits!
Curious
Fun Facts!
While he undeniably possesses superhuman abilities, Sportacus insists on being referred to only as an "above-average" hero as opposed to a super one.
Although he spends a large amount of time outdoors with other people, he much prefers to be on his own when he's at home.
Asexual and aromantic, but appreciates romantic advances directed at him.
Technically, Robbie is his boyfriend, but neither of them are very vocal about it.

⏳️ MC BAT COMMANDER !

Name:???
Nicknames:(The) MC Bat Commander
Age:(roughly) 35
Gender:Male
Pronouns:He/Him
Power:"Quit asking!"
Alignment:Chaotic Good
Appearance:
Hair: Dark - wild and short with frosted tips.
Eyes: Green?
Height: 179cm / 5'10"
Other: Absolutely has a naturally-grown mustache. Has a black tooth that is not in fact missing, but is a "black matter" tooth that can deflect magic.
Likes:Dislikes:
- Food
- Video games
- Vacations
- Backflips
- Saving the day		- Running
- Jumping
- Most forms of physical activity
Favorites:
Food: Donuts
Drink: Soda
Color: Rainbow
Animal: Lion
Music: Punk
Movie: ???
Book: ???
Stats:
Speed: 4/10
Strength: 5/10
Dexterity: 5/10
Intelligence: 6/10
Wisdom: 5/10
Charisma: 5/10

Known to the general public as a Eurovison participant, hardcore rap artist, and otherwise just eccentric guy, Käärijä is actually somewhat of a government secret.While he is indeed a musician, when he isn't actively performing, he's stored away in a high-security facility as he possesses superhuman abilities such as;
High resistance, regeneration, great strength, energy and survivability.

Käärijä was engineered in a biotech lab in Finland; initially designed to be a mastermind of war and domination (to be sold to the highest bidding world government), he is a bit stubborn and rather headstrong in his interests... meaning that he would much rather indulge in his own plans rather than follow the lead of somebody else, regardless of how large the reward may be.Due to his somewhat unpredictable personality, Käärijä is under strict watch of a specialized unit of containment officers. He is allowed out on surveilled day trips, meetings, concerts, and occasionally, special high-profile missions in which his particular skillset is required.While his parole keeps a good eye on them, Käärijä is sometimes able to slip out of their view and run free... The damage he causes is certainly noticeable.

Traits! 
KindActive
Somewhat gullibleHonest
ResponsibleReliable
Fun-lovingVery understanding
TolerantEXTREMELY humble
Great with childrenSurprisingly introverted
Fun Facts!
While he undeniably possesses superhuman abilities, Sportacus insists on being referred to only as an "above-average" hero as opposed to a super one.
Although he spends a large amount of time outdoors with other people, he much prefers to be on his own when he's at home.
Asexual and aromantic, but appreciates romantic advances directed at him.
Technically, Robbie is his boyfriend, but neither of them are very vocal about it.
Relationships: 
teammateCrash McLarson
teammateRicky Fitness
teammateJimmy the Robot
teammateEaglebones Falconhawk

⏳️ CRASH !

Name:Crash McLarson
Nicknames:Big guy, orange
Age:(roughly) 35
Gender:Male
Pronouns:He/Him
Power:Emotion-based growth and strength
Instrument:Bass guitar
Alignment:Neutral Good
Appearance:
Hair: Orange
Eyes: Orange
Height: 190cm / 6'3"
(but can grow depending on mood)
Other: Sometimes has a beard
Likes:Dislikes:
- Jogging
- Hiking
- Generally staying active
- Extreme sports		- Vacations
- Quitting
- Unsafe physical activity precautions
Favorites:
Food: Pizza
Drink: Diet Coke
Color: Green
Animal: Dog
Music: Any
Movie: ???
Book: ???
Stats:
Speed: 7/10
Strength: 10/10 (orange)
Dexterity: 7/10
Intelligence: 5/10
Wisdom: 4/10
Charisma: 7/10

Known to the general public as a Eurovison participant, hardcore rap artist, and otherwise just eccentric guy, Käärijä is actually somewhat of a government secret.While he is indeed a musician, when he isn't actively performing, he's stored away in a high-security facility as he possesses superhuman abilities such as;
High resistance, regeneration, great strength, energy and survivability.

Käärijä was engineered in a biotech lab in Finland; initially designed to be a mastermind of war and domination (to be sold to the highest bidding world government), he is a bit stubborn and rather headstrong in his interests... meaning that he would much rather indulge in his own plans rather than follow the lead of somebody else, regardless of how large the reward may be.Due to his somewhat unpredictable personality, Käärijä is under strict watch of a specialized unit of containment officers. He is allowed out on surveilled day trips, meetings, concerts, and occasionally, special high-profile missions in which his particular skillset is required.While his parole keeps a good eye on them, Käärijä is sometimes able to slip out of their view and run free... The damage he causes is certainly noticeable.

Traits! 
KindActive
Somewhat gullibleHonest
ResponsibleReliable
Fun-lovingVery understanding
TolerantEXTREMELY humble
Great with childrenSurprisingly introverted
Fun Facts!
"Eyes: orange
Hair: orange
Strength level: orange"
(legitimate canon)(SOURCE)
Relationships: 
relation:person

⏳️ RICKY FITNESS !

Name:Ricky Fitness
Nicknames:Loverboy
Age:26
Gender:Male
Pronouns:He/Him
Power:Super speed
Instrument:Drums
Alignment:Lawful Good
Appearance:
Hair: Brown. Short and spiked with gel.
Eyes: Brown
Height: 168cm / 5'6"
Other: Has dental braces and a slight lisp
Likes:Dislikes:
- Jogging
- Hiking
- Generally staying active
- Extreme sports		- Vacations
- Quitting
- Unsafe physical activity precautions
Favorites:
Food: Pancakes
Drink: Eggnog
Color: Blue
Animal: Cat
Music: R&B
Movie: ???
Book: ???
Stats:
Speed: 10/10
Strength: 7/10
Dexterity: 8/10
Intelligence: 7/10
Wisdom: 7/10
Charisma: 9/10

Known to the general public as a Eurovison participant, hardcore rap artist, and otherwise just eccentric guy, Käärijä is actually somewhat of a government secret.While he is indeed a musician, when he isn't actively performing, he's stored away in a high-security facility as he possesses superhuman abilities such as;
High resistance, regeneration, great strength, energy and survivability.

Käärijä was engineered in a biotech lab in Finland; initially designed to be a mastermind of war and domination (to be sold to the highest bidding world government), he is a bit stubborn and rather headstrong in his interests... meaning that he would much rather indulge in his own plans rather than follow the lead of somebody else, regardless of how large the reward may be.Due to his somewhat unpredictable personality, Käärijä is under strict watch of a specialized unit of containment officers. He is allowed out on surveilled day trips, meetings, concerts, and occasionally, special high-profile missions in which his particular skillset is required.While his parole keeps a good eye on them, Käärijä is sometimes able to slip out of their view and run free... The damage he causes is certainly noticeable.

Traits! 
KindActive
Somewhat gullibleHonest
ResponsibleReliable
Fun-lovingVery understanding
TolerantEXTREMELY humble
Great with childrenSurprisingly introverted
Fun Facts!
While he undeniably possesses superhuman abilities, Sportacus insists on being referred to only as an "above-average" hero as opposed to a super one.
Although he spends a large amount of time outdoors with other people, he much prefers to be on his own when he's at home.
Asexual and aromantic, but appreciates romantic advances directed at him.
Technically, Robbie is his boyfriend, but neither of them are very vocal about it.
Relationships: 
relation:person